We're Back!

Hiya everybody! As you might have noticed, or not since nobody is reading this blog, it has been a while since there was any sort of update. This is because the manager of this blog, Shit Pie Says - a subsidiary of Jack Spheniscidae Enterprises, the once respectable Hilden B. Lade suffered a crippling addiction to brand-new Colombian Crack Bamboo manufactured by those devious spectacled bears down south which hindered his ability to work. He is still recovering, but I figured that it would be an ample opportunity for me to give this dead blog a second chance at life.

In case you are wondering who I am, my name is Brian Ursus. I am a community strategist at Jack Spheniscidae Enterprises, and I manage the Twitter and Steam accounts primarily. I also contribute to our writing business, where I got my lucky start in 2014 as the main writer of The Minstrels' Revenge after Hilden B. Lade's resignation. Unfortunately, I had to begin by completing his storyline with a horrid incest chapter and the translator's strike of early 2014 mangled the story I intended to write and as such the story was cancelled. I'd still like to go back one day and avenge the fallen Assassins, however. Now that I've properly learned human language, I no longer need to rely on the translators.

More recently and successfully, I've contributed to the company collaborative efforts The Last of Us: Goodbye Blue Sky and Garfield's Creed III: Last Memories, and wrote the entirety of the seven-chapter coda to the latter: Garfield Galaxy: Interstellar Quest. My biggest gig so far is as the second writer of our ongoing series Kenway - Requiem, having taken over after the conclusion of Jack Spheniscidae's original seven sequence storyline, and I will write the conclusion to the story that he began - along with  special flashback two-sequence collab with Jack in the future.

I will be posting some random stuff in the future when time permits. These include:

Comix & Stuff
1. The Hellblazer Retrospective Pt. 1 - The Overview
2. The Hellblazer Retrospective Pt. 2 - The Top Ten Hellblazer One-Shots
3. The Hellblazer Retrospective Pt. 3 - The Top Ten Hellblazer Storylines 

Company Business + Editorials + Misc
1. Jack Spheniscidae Enterprises Upcoming Slate preview
2. A Bear's Guide to Bears
3. NightRide FM
4. Fanfics That Don't Suck

Games & Shits
1. Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number Review with a mini-review of the original Hotline Miami
2. Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag Review - the spiritual sequel to Hilden B. Lade's AC3 retrospective, with reviews for AC1, AC2, and ACR possibly coming one day.
3. Sleeping Dogs Review
4. Grand Theft Auto V Review
5. Super Mario Galaxy Review

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